Think about how many people who know who own Tevas and talk about how comfortable they are. Then think about your life. Have you sacrificed comfort for fashion? What else have you given up in your life? ISN'T IT TIME YOU RETHINK THE MISTAKES YOU'VE MADE?????
|Women's Size Chart|
|US||UK||Foot Length (inches)|
Material: Nylon Webbing / Rubber Outsole
Made In: Vietnam
In the Box:
(1) Teva Women's Hurricane XLT
First round: #1 ranked ThinkPad defeats unranked camping pad with its screen tied behind its back.
Second Round: #1 ranked ThinkPad defeats #45 ranked lily pad in a match only made interesting by the fact that the ThinkPad slept through the first three sets.
Third Round: #1 ranked ThinkPad gets a by when it is determined that its opponent, the #20 ranked yoga pad is actually more of a yoga mat and thus is disqualified.
Semi-Finals Round: In a surprisingly entertaining match, #1 ranked ThinkPad is nearly upset by #11 ranked the pad from one Of those dancing games. In the end, though, its 1.5GHz and award-winning keyboard would prove too much for the young up-and-comer.
Quarter-Finals Round: #1 ranked ThinkPad takes down #4 paper note pad. A sad day for the Pad Open, as many considered this to be the veteran pad's last shot at relevence. Sadly its cinderalla run has come to an end.
Final Round: #1 ranked ThinkPad takes on long-standing rival, #2 ranked Pad Thai, prevailing in 5 sets. Afterwards the two competitors shared a touching moment, as in a moment where they touched; the Pad Thai slapped ThinkPad across the screen with one of its noodles.
But hey, not everyone has to show such grace and sportsmanship as our champion, the Lenovo ThinkPa
AMD A4-5000M 1.5GHz
2MB L2 Cache
|Resolution:||1366 x 762|
|Display Type:||HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit|
|Graphics:||AMD Radeon HD 8330|
|Memory:||4GB DDR3 (supports up to 8GB)|
|Hard Drive:||500GB SATA (5400rpm)|
|Network:||10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet|
4-in-1 Media Card Reader
|Battery:||6-Cell (63 WHr) Lithium-Ion; up to 8.5hrs|
|Sound:||Dolby Advanced Audio v2|
720P HD Webcam
|Keyboard:||Island style ThinkPad Precision Keyboard|
|Pointing Device:||Touchpad & TrackPoint|
|USB 2.0 (powered):||1|
|Combo Headphone/Mic Jack:||1|
Genuine Windows 7 Professional (64-bit)
[Windows 7 Professional (64-bit) Installed; Comes with Windows 8 Professional (64-bit) license]
|11.55"(W) x 1.27"(H) x 8.5"(D)|
In the box:
- Lenovo ThinkPad X140e 11.6" Ultraportable Business Notebook, AMD A4-5000M Quad-Core, 500GB SATA, 4GB DDR3, 802.11n, Bluetooth, Win7Pro
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
We know what you're thinking. "Astrology, Shirt.Woot? Come on now." But hey, skeptic-pants, there are lots of mysterious things about the world we humans don't understand. Like, what's the deal with Stonehenge? And where do bikes come from? And how do escalators work?
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For maximum enjoyment, always select the appropriate Arie wine to match the occasion.
-Sierra Legend #1: Corndog eating contest.
-Sierra Legend #2: Farewell party for the tiger that escaped from the zoo.
-Sierra Legend #3: The unlikely event that the Mariners win!
-Sierra Foothills #1: Cat wedding.
-Sierra Foothills #2: Anniversary of the tiger escaping from the zoo.
-Sierra Foothills #3: Bring Your Sofa to Work Day.
2009 Sierra Legend, Red Blend 750ml 3-Pack
- Varietal Content:
- 35% Syrah
- 25% Primitivo
- 20% Cabernet Sauvignon
- 20% Cabernet Franc
- Appellation: Shenandoah Valley, California
- Bottling Date: January 27, 2011
- Cases Produced: 684
- Alcohol: 14.3% by Volume
- pH: 3.6
- Residual Sugar: Less than 0.1%
2006 Syrah, Sierra Foothills 750ml 3-Pack
- Varietal Content: 100% Syrah
- Bottling Date: February 15, 2008
- Cases Produced: 350
- Alcohol: 14.5%
- pH: 3.6
- Residual sugar: Less than 0.1%
OMG, did you hear? the Wilkersons already bought a convertible for Tucker.
"What? But Tucker's just a baby!"
Yeah, exactly. It's crazy!
"What kind is it?"
A Graco... something. I forget. But I saw it and it is SLEEK!
"I've never heard of 'Graco.' Is it one of those super zippy little two-seaters?"
No, it's a one-seater.
"Wow! But, I mean, this is just weird. Like, it'll really old by the time Tucker can use
Uhh, he's using it ALREADY!
Yeah, seriously. It's nuts.
"That's so dangerous! He's just a baby!"
Actually it's pretty safe, I mean, as long as it's rear-facing...
"So he can't even see what's coming? He's just careening down the road in reverse going...
Well, how fast can that thing go?!"
Well, not in reverse. And I guess it can go as fast as the Wilkerson's Toyota, although
that's kinda a weird question...
"YOU MEAN THEY'RE DRAG RACING?! That is it! I am getting on the phone right now and calling
the police and telling them that there's a wild baby racing down the street in some Italian
sports car putting us all in--"
Whoa, whoa. Sports car?
"Yeah, that's what you said right? The Wilkersons got Tucker a sports car?"
No, I said convertible. As in convertible car seat.
I guess I could've been a bit a more clear there.
- Rear-facing for infants 5 - 40 lbs (2.2 - 18 kg)
- Forward-facing for toddlers 20 - 65 lbs (9 - 30 kg)
- Top of child's head must be at least 1" (2.5 cm) below the top of the child restraint
|Max Baby Height:||45" (125 cm)|
|Overall Weight:||15.88 lbs|
|Overall Dimensions:||26" H x 20.75" W x 27" D|
- Machine-Washable seat cushion
- Metal & Plastic parts may be cleaned with mild soap and water
- Buckle may be cleaned with a damp cloth
- Harness straps may be spot cleaned
|Country of Origin:||China|
|Date of Manufacture:||2015 (or within 2 years; mixed inventory)|
|Expiration Date:||6 Years from Manufacture (find your manufacture date next to the UPC label)|
|Safety Note:||The American Academy of Pediatricians recommends that children be rear facing until age 2 or until they reach the maximum rear facing height and weight rating for their seat and that child stays harnessed as long as possible.|
In the Box:
- (1) Graco My Ride 65 DLX Convertible Car Seat, Matrix - 1875321
- (1) User Manual
Don't Sheet Where You Eat
After I eat a nice crusty baguette from the comfort of my bed, I simply roll up my plush 800 thread count sheets and mush together whatever food remains into delectable morsels. I call them "SheetTreats" and they're going to revolutionize the way America snacks.
Think about it! Everybody avoids eating in bed for fear of getting crumbs everywhere, but what if you could combine those crumbs into a mashed food product at the end of your meal? You'd save money on wasted food AND enjoy a one-of-a-kind recycled culinary experience with SheetTreats!
SheetTreats are not for everyone, and those with cotton allergies should avoid their consumption as they are "processed" (rolled up) in a facility (sheet) that contains these products. Also, people who are grossed out by the thought of eating an amalgamated mash of sloughed-off foodstuffs should also avoid SheetTreats.
SheetTreats are, hands down, the most environmentally friendly snacks on the market, as they are composed of 100% recycled food. Don't be fooled by competitors that make their treats from carpet and couch refuse, as these are often adulterated with non-food fillers such as lint and gum. Only SheetTreats provide 100% pure, post-user food.
So stop eating food at the table like a chump and start enjoying the fruits of your own slovenliness with SheetTreats!
|Fabric:||100% Egyptian Cotton|
In the Box:
- (1) 800 TC Egyptian Cotton Sheet Set