When a bike is your primary mode of transportation, you're telling the world that you're socially responsible. That you're willing to sacrifice convenience for the good of our planet. That you're going to weave in and out of traffic like a pretentious turdbiscuit because you think you're better than people with cars.
In the Box:
- (1) Sistema 61760 12-Pc Klip It Accents Food Storage Set
Congratulations! Today is your day. You're whizzing through spaces! You met your friend Rey!
You have chips in your dome You have circuits and a fuse beep beep boop any direction you choose You're beep beep boop boop boop beep beep boop BEEP BEEP boop weebooboobeep boop beep beep boop
There's something happening in Apex Cellars. Something... terrrrrible.
...Terribly delicious, that is! What, you thought only scary things are in cellars? Hey, come on. That's outdated Victorian thinking! Don't go all Freud on us here! The truth is, cellars are where people hide cool stuff like knives and ghosts and illegal beer. Why, even the pyramids were just big cellars, and they were full of gold and kings! When you hear "cellar," don't think about some repressed English fuddy-duddy trying to keep the world from having fun. Think about Apex Cellars. Think about the 2009 Cabernet Sauvignon and the 2010 Merlot. Think those are scary? Maybe if you're some other wine company worrying about lost profits! But for most of us, this wine is a good memory waiting to happen. Just like a cellar.
It's not a place to hide the bodies. It's some extra space you can use for the things you really love. Your drum set, a ping-pong table, storage for your wine. A cellar isn't for fear. It's for love.
And also black widows.
Do we really need to explain the glory of sand? No we don't. Anyone who's ever been young knows how much fun it is to push it, dig in it, let it run through your fingers, throw it at people and laugh... wait, no, don't ever do that, shame on you. But sand is fun! It's like a beach you can set up in the backyard, where you don't ever have to worry about your child doing something stupid to win a t-shirt from a DJ who works at the local radio station.
Of course, your little one is years away from the debauchery that's currently associated with the beach. Right now, a box of sand is just a nice place to play. We've even added a nice shady canopy to keep that innocently-bared skin from getting too burned.
Product Dimensions: 64.2 x 52.2 x 60.2 inches
Country of Origin: China
In the Box:
- KidKraft Outdoor Sandbox with Canopy (choose your color)
There's water in the air all around us. And sometimes you don't want that water. Sometimes you wish you could just grab all that water, smush it together in your hands, press it into a little pan or something, and throw all the water out the window, where it would rush to the ground and pool into a tiny puddle then run down the street to wherever the drain happens to be and re-enter the water table where it can begin the cycle anew.
It's not hard to make this dream into a reality. All you need is a dehumidifier and a dream.
Dimensions: 15" W x 12" D x 24" H, 48 lbs
In the Box:
- (1) Danby DDR60A3GP-R 60 Pint Dehumidifier