Run Away

Dangle a carrot from a string in front of a donkey, and you can steer him anywhere. Why? Because donkeys are stupid. Who is that motivated at the prospect of eating a carrot? If anything, the prospect of having to eat a carrot is more motivating. Wouldn't you run to get away from that?

General consensus seems to dictate that it takes both diet and exercise to achieve and maintain a healthy weight. But honestly, if you eat a donut and then work out for an hour, it's basically a wash. The reverse it true as well. You can sit on your butt all day if all you eat is carrots.

But, again, no one (other than donkeys and complete sociopaths) enjoys eating carrots. That's why each one of these SOLE Treadmills and Ellipticals allows you to mount a carrot on a string directly behind you on the machine. It will serve as a constant reminder that, while exercising sucks donkey balls, eating carrots sucks more.

So run, you beautiful human. Run away from the dangling carrot.



Treadmill
Dimensions 35" W x 83" L x 57" H
Weight 253 lbs.
Weight Capacity 350 lbs.
Deck Dimensions 35" x 83"
Running Surface 20" x 60"
Rollers 2.5"
Motor 3.25 CHP, DC
Speed Range 0.5 to 12 MPH
Belt Two-Ply
Heart Rate Monitor Pulse Grip / Chest Strap Compatible
Programs 6 standard, 2 custom, 2 heart rate
Incline 0-15 Levels, Rack & Pinion Gear Design
Display 7.5" LCD
Fan Built-In
Sound System MP3 Compatible

Elliptical
Dimensions 58" H x 71" L x 27" W
Weight 211 lbs.
Weight Capacity 375 lbs.
Adjustable Pedals Yes
Adjustable Stride Power Adjustable
Maximum Stride Length 20"
Standard Programs 6
Custom Programs 2
Heart Rate Programs 2
HR Chest Strap Included
Console Display Type LCD
Drive System Front
Fan Built-in
Heart Rate Monitoring Pulse Grips / Chest Strap Compatible
Incline Adjustability Power Adjustable
Number of Programs 10
Pedal Size 15"
Resistance Yes
Sound System Yes
Water Bottle Holder Yes
Workout Display 9" LCD
Power Source AC Power Cord
Voltage 110
Included Accessories Chest Strap

In the box:

(1) SOLE Fitness Exercise Equipment


(1) Fold your Sennheiser Folding Bluetooth Headphones once. (2) No sorry, twice. (3) Does it look like a crane? (4) Try folding it one more time. (5) Is it a crane yet? Any bird? (6) Set it on fire and throw it off a building. (7) Go home and eat a cheesecake in the dark.



Technical Data
Color: Black
Connector: 3.5mm straight jack
Supported Profiles: A2DP + AVRCP + HSP + HFP + Codec: SBC, apt-X
Ear Coupling: Supra-aural
Transducer Principle: Closed Acoustics
Weight: 3.7 oz
Charging Time: Up to 3 hrs
Listening Time: Up to 10 hrs
Technology: Bluetooth Version 2.1 + EDR
Talk Time: Up to 20 hrs
Microphone
Frequency Response (Microphone): 100 - 10000 Hz
Pick-up Pattern: Omni-directional
Headphones
Frequency Response (Headphones): 15 - 22000 Hz
Sound Pressure Level (SPL): 107 dB
Total Harmonic Distortion (THD): < 0.1% @ 1 kHz

In The Box:

(1) Sennheiser MM 400-X Folding Bluetooth Headphone includes:

  • USB wall charger for US, EU, UK and AU
  • USB charging cable
  • In-flight adapters (3.5mm double mono jack)
  • Audio cable
  • Carry case
  • Quick set-up guide
  • User manual

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2012 Sacramento Trail Old Vine Zinfandel, Lodi 750ml 3-Pack

Pairing Notes: Lamb, braised meats, barbeque, pizza, and hamburger with the works

  • Harvest Dates: Sept. 10th to Oct. 5th
  • Total Acidity: 5.8 g/L
  • pH: 3.64
  • Residual Sugar: 5.1 g/L
  • Composition: 85% Zinfandel, 10% Petite Sirah, 5% Touriga
  • Alcohol: 14.0%


2012 Sacramento Trail Cabernet Sauvignon, Lodi 750ml 3-Pack

Pairing Notes: This wine would go well with grilled salmon with a dill butter sauce, roasted chicken with garlic and rosemary, or rib eye Philly cheese steak sandwich.

  • Composition: 81% Cabernet Sauvignon, 10% Merlot, 9% Petite Sirah
  • Harvest Dates: Oct 1 to Oct. 11th
  • Total Acidity: 5.9 g/L
  • pH: 3.56
  • Residual Sugar: 8.6 g/L
  • Alcohol: 13.5%



Dreambaby Liberty Gate
Fits Openings: 30" to 32.25"
Height: 30"
Gate Dimensions: 30" x 30" x 2
Weight: 9 lbs

In the Box:

  • (1) Dreambaby Liberty Auto Close Security Gate - L776

FIGHT!

If you were to defeat your opponent with a simple uppercut, you'd be the winner... but would you be the champion? And if you fell asleep on a bare mattress, you'd be sleeping... but would you be sleeping? The answer to both confusing questions is no.

The bedding set is the confident finishing move of a champion in the world of bed combat. The bedding set is the excessive cut-screen based special, or the fireball chain that can't be blocked, or the weird visual where somebody grows six arms and throws the other guy through the moon. The bedding set says that you've gone above and beyond the need for simple sheets and blankets. The bedding set says you're so good at what you do, you can start concentrating on flair.

Wanna be a sleep champion? You're gonna need at least one 8-Piece Bedding set.



Queen Set
Materials: 100% Polyester
Comforter: 90''W x 90''L
Shams: 20'' x 36''
Euro Shams: 26'' x 26''
Bed Skirt: 60'' x 80'' + 15''
Decorative Pillows: 16'' x 16''
12'' x 16''
King Set
Materials: 100% Polyester
Comforter: 102''W x 90''L
Shams: 20'' x 36''
Euro Shams: 26'' x 26''
Bed Skirt: 60'' x 80'' + 15''
Deco Pillows: 16'' x 16''
12'' x 16''
Cal King
Materials: 100% Polyester
Comforter: 102''W x 90''L
Shams: 20'' x 36''
Euro Shams: 26'' x 26''
Bed Skirt: 72'' x 84'' + 15''
Deco Pillows: 16'' x 16''
12'' x 16''

In the box:

Calloway 8pc Comforter Set - Queen or King or Cal King - includes:

  • (1) Comforter
  • (2) Shams
  • (2) Euro Shams
  • (1) Bed Skirt
  • (2) Decorative Pillows


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