Dream Big

Doctor, I'm really worried about my husband. I think he has rickets. We never go anywhere anymore because he's afraid he'll miss something good on TV, so he hasn't seen the sun for 10 years. Last week, I tried to draw the curtains so I could open the window to let in some fresh air. He HISSED at me. What would you suggest?

No, I don't think a divorce is the answer. I was thinking something more like vitamin D supplements, or a specialized diet of milkshakes and salmon. Scurvy? Yeah, I guess that wouldn't be any better. I'm just at the end of my rope here, so I'm grasping at straws.

You know, I did hear about that Sling Media Slingbox Pro-HD. I hear you can connect it to up to three devices like your DVR, cable box and DVD player and then watch from anywhere on your PC or Mac. Maybe that way I can finally get him to take me on that trip to Branson. What do you think?

No, I don't think he needs a shrink. He just needs a way to watch his favorite shows in stunning HD over the Internet. I really think the Sling Media Slingbox Pro-HD might be the solution! That way, he can just take his laptop to dinner with us at Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede. Oooh! And maybe we can even dress up and get one of those old timey tin-type photos at Silver Dollar City. Yeah, I guess maybe the computer would ruin it.

That's it! I'm going to get him one. Thanks, Doc! By this time next week, I'll be engaged in the fine craft of whittling while enjoying a delicious stick of rock candy. And he'll be right by my side, viewing his TV schedule with an on-screen program guide and pausing, changing channels, and fast-forwarding and rewinding with a virtual remote control. You hear that, Momma?! Sometimes dreams really DO come true!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Sling Media

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

Connect up to three home theater sources, such as your digital video recorder (DVR), digital cable set-top box and DVD player/recorder
Take complete control of your home theater via the web with the comprehensive and easy-to-use on-screen remote control and program guide
Watch your favorite shows in stunning HD over the internet on your PC or Mac laptop or desktop computer-from anywhere
Control your digital cable box, satellite receiver, DVR or DVD player. Access music channels or video-on-demand
Full set of pass-through connections. Easily connect to any of the thousands of compatible standard-definition (SD) or HD sources. Component, composite, S-Video and ATSC connectors
Adaptive video technology. Ensures the clearest picture possible at any given location
With SlingPlayer software (download sold separately) watch and control your TV and all of its programming on your compatible tablet or smartphone
Uses an App on tablets and smartphones, uses standard browsers on computer, even watch on Facebook

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Specifications:
I/O Ports:	RCA Audio (LR) S/PDIF Audio Component Video Composite Video S-Video Coaxial USB
Source Control:	IR Emitter
Network:	10/100 Base-T Ethernet RJ-45
Display:	(3) Front LEDs: Status Network Power
Power Requirements:	5V/4A
Power Cord Length:	Approx 5 Feet

General:
SlingPlayer System Recommendations:	Network Bandwidth: HD Viewing: 1.5 Mbps or higher SD Viewing: 384 Kbps or higher Mobile Viewing: 250 Kbps or higher Minimum PC Requirements: HD Viewing: Intel 2.4 GHz Core 2 Duo class processor or equivalent with 2GB of RAM. Video acceleration support desirable on graphics card SD Viewing: Pentium 4 class or equivalent with 512MB RAM OS: Windows Vista or Windows 7 with latest updates Browser Support: Internet Explorer 7 or higher, Firefox 5 or higher Minimum Mac Requirements: HD Viewing: Intel 2.8 GHz Core 2 Duo class processor or equivalent with 2GB of RAM SD Viewing: Intel-based Mac with 1GB of RAM OS: Mac OS 10.6.x (Snow Leopard) or later Browser Support: Firefox 5 or higher, Safari 5 or higher
Supported Audio and Video Sources:	Basic Cable TV Set-top Box Digital Cable Set-top Box Digital Video Recorder (DVR) such as TiVo, Comcast, ReplayTV, DISH or one provided by your cable/satellite provider DVD Player/Recorder HD component input support with resolution up to 1080i (down-converted) Satellite Receiver such as DIRECTV or DISH Video/Security Camera Apple TV Windows Media Center

Physical:
Dimensions:	13.25"(W) x 5.63"(D) x 2.38"(H)
Weight:	4 lbs

In the box:

Sling Media SB300-100 Slingbox PRO-HD
Ethernet Cable
Coaxial Cable
Composite A/V Cable
Component Video Cable
S-Video Cable
Stereo Audio Cable
Remote Control IR Cable
AC Adapter
User Guide
Quick Start Guide

It's here.

Oh sure, you can talk about using this refurbished VIZIO 32" 720p LCD HDTV for stuff like "watching television." I'm sure your "baseball" and your "sitcoms" will look great through the 100,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio and the sound will ring true through the SRS StudioSound HD. Bully for you. But I'm not going to waste my time with mere TV. No, I have bigger quarry in mind.

That quarry, mind you, is only the most anticipated click-fest RPG EVER. I'm talking of Diablo III, of course, and it's going to look fan-freaking-tastic when I use this TV's HDMI ports to connect it to my overclocked PC and play the hell out of it. Imagine how totally bad ass my Witch Doctor's going to look in 1366 x 768 720p HD resolution!

Yeah, sure, it's not 1080p. But I had to save a couple bucks to be able to afford the game.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 6 Month Amergence

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

31.5" diagonal viewing area with a 1366 x 768 720p HD resolution delivers superior picture quality
Energy efficient sensors auto-adjust brightness for the perfect picture regardless of room conditions
100,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio delivers deeper blacks and brighter whites through contrast and dimensions
Wide 178? / 178? viewing angle allows you to see a clear picture from anywhere in the room
SRS StudioSound HD? delivers immersive surround sound, deep bass, clear dialog and level volume
Side USB port for photo viewing and service
User Manual

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Specifications:
Class:	32"
Viewable:	31.5"
Tuner:	NTSC/ATSC/QAM
Resolution:	1366 x 768
Signal Compatibility:	1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i
Response Time:	8ms
Colors:	1.06 Billion
Dynamic Contrast Ratio:	100,000?1
Brightness:	420 cd/m2
Response Time:	8ms
Viewable Angle:	178? / 178?
Pixel/Dot Pitch:	0.510mm(H) x 0.510mm(V)
SRS StudioSound HD?:	Yes
SRS TruSurround HD?:	Yes
SRS TruVolume?:	Yes

Rear Inputs:
HDMI with HDCP:	2
RF Connector for Internal Tuner:	1
Component YPbPr plus Stereo Audio:	1
Computer RGB:	1
Composite Video:	1

Side Inputs:
USB Ports:	1 (JPEG only)

Rear Outputs:
SPDIF Digital Optical:	1
Stereo Audio:	1

Additional Features:
Refresh Rate:	60Hz
V-Chip:	Yes
Speakers:	Built-in 5W x 2 Speakers
Panel Lamp Life (typical):	50,000 Hours
Voltage Range:	120Vac at 50/60Hz
Power Consumption:	49W, <0.3W Standby
Certifications:	CSA, CSA-US, FCC Class B
Compliances:	Energy Star 4.1 ATSC Spec A/65, EIA/CEA-766-A
VIZIO Remote Control:	VR15

Dimensions:
With Stand:	31.19"(W) x 22.45"(H) x 8.28"(D)
Without Stand:	31.19"(W) x 22.28"(H) x 3.52"(D)

Weight:
With Stand:	21.83 lbs
Without Stand:	20.62 lbs

Wall Mount Specifications:
Hole Pattern:	VESA standard 200 X 200mm spacing
Screw Size:	M6
Screw Length:	20.0mm
Screw Pitch:	1.0mm

In the box:

VIZIO E321VL-SCM 32" 720p LCD HDTV
Table Top Stand with Hardware Screws
Remote Control
Power Cord

photo credit: skpy

What do you mean by that?

"Hey, Chuck. Good to see you again."

"What do you mean?"

"Just that it's good to see you."

"Yeah, but 'again'? What does that mean?"

"Well, I've seen you before..."

"And it wasn't so good that time?"

"No, it-"

"So it wasn't?"

"That's not what I meant. Stop putting words in my mouth."

"Is that something I do a lot? Is that why it wasn't good to see me last time?"

"You know what, man? I take it back. I take it all back."

Wear this shirt: While watching that Loose Change movie.

Don't wear this shirt: Around any actually paranoid people. They'll obviously assume you're mocking them.

This shirt tells the world: "What's THAT supposed to mean?"

We call this color: Oh and I suppose it's all MY asphalt.

Remember the Supreme Law of Online Apparel Shopping: check the sizing chart before you buy.

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - S: 11.64" x 9.89"
WXL - K4: 8.73" x 7.42"

Pantone Color(s): 123C - 126C - 2985C - 299C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

You never know.

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Oooh Pinot, Pinot
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Pinot, Pinot
Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
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Now wait a minute, y'all
This wine ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, click on that thing and buy
Buy, I said!

Wine.Woot is here and we're in effect
Want you to plush it, yeah
Plush Reserve Pinot Noir from the Willamette
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a wine drinkin' show
Now plush it

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Pinot, Pinot
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Pinot, Pinot

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Plush it real good!

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Yeah you come here, gimme a sip
But don't pour too fast or else I'm gonna get blitzed
Can't you hear the wine is pourin' out in the neighborhood
Now plush it

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Plush it real good!

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Boy! you really got me going.
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

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Ah, plush it
P-p-plush it

2010 Plush Reserve Pinot Noir, Willamette Valley, Oregon 2-Pack

Varietal: 100% Pinot Noir
American Viticulture Area: Willamette Valley
Start of Harvest: October 18, 2010
Sweetness at Harvest: 22.6? Brix
Clone Name: Pommard, Wadenswil and assorted Dijon clones
Alcohol by Volume: 12.9%
pH: 3.61
Titratable acidity : 5.25 g/L
Residual Sugar: 0.16 g/L
Cases Produced: 2516

Bright garnet in color with a purple tint. Offering aromas of black cherry, cranberry, raspberry, spice, and new leather. A rich essence of fresh Bing cherries, pomegranate, blueberry with hints of cola, oak and anise. Beautifully crafted and very polished. This wine has a proportioned tannic backbone, bright acidity and an appealing silky finish. It will benefit from another year in the bottle but is very approachable now. Drink through 2016.

The List

1: Gramma gave me the Alphabet Express Learning Train and it should be very ~~sepcial~~ special to me as it will one day be a carrotsed airloom.

2: I should use the Alphabet Express Learning Train to expand my knowledge of Spanish letters and numbers as I play.

3: I should use the Alphabet Express Learning Train to expand my knowledge of English letters and numbers as I play.

4: I should not say the removable logs are too heavy for me to lift and then ask Ella to come and help me

5: I am not allowed to play with rope without supervision.

6: Ella will use the Alphabet Express Learning Train in her own way, not with me.

7: I am not allowed to tie my sisters anymore to imaginary railroad tracks.

8: I should not use the included remote to drive the Alphabet Express Learning Train at people from up to twelve feet away.

9: Ella does not learn Spanish better when she is about to be run over by a little remote controlled train,.

10: My little sister looks up to me and loves me and I have to be careful and protect her, even if she is laughing and saying "More Train! More Train!".

11: Olivia is not a tattletale and is not ugly. Also, the dress Gramma gave her is very pretty and does not make her look dumb.

12: Next time I want to help Ella learn Spanish, Mommy has to approve the curicolum first.

Recommended for Ages 2+

Warranty: Limited 90 Day Learning Journey

Condition: New

Features:

All aboard the Alphabet Express!
This interactive train features a friendly voice that teaches youngsters all about the alphabet
Sing along with the ABC Song or press the alphabet buttons to hear the letters
The two-button infrared remote control (which works from up to 12 feet away) allows your child to move the Alphabet Express forward or backward
Friendly voice and fun sound effects
Bilingual: English and Spanish
Logs are removable
Automatic power shut-off
Requires (5) AA batteries, not included
Dimensions (train): 12"L x 3.75"W x 5"H / (remote control): 4"L x 2.75"W x 1"H

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In the box:

Learning Journey Alphabet Express Learning Train
Two-Button Remote Control

It's No Sheet

All right, all right, don't everyone crowd the bunk at once. My mom's sent plenty of treats and goodies for everyone, just as long as you all have the right stuff to trade, you hear me?

Okay, Dougie, what are you lookin' for? Snack cakes and some bug spray, eh? The mosquitos must be giving you some trouble this year, huh, buddy? Hmm. I could maybe part with a few of each. Of course, that'd depend on whether or not you can part with those Spider-Man comics I see you reading after Lights Out. Oh, and that flashlight, too. A boy's gotta be able to read 'em at night, you understand. There you go. Pleasure doing business with you.

What about you, Stephen? Ha! You want my s'mores kits, huh? You and everyone else in this flea-bitten camp. But these things don't come cheap. It's gonna take more than sunscreen and pudding cups to get your hands on 'em.

What's this? I've never seen one of these before. Looks like a thin sleeping bag or something. A Dreamie, you say? This might be nice to have on some of the cooler nights around here. And it's got a top sheet, bottom sheet, and a pocket for a pillow? Not bad, not bad. Mom will probably like that it's machine washable, too.

Well played, Stevie, my good man. You just got yourself a s'mores kit! Whoa, wait a second, buddy. Just because you've got two of them doesn't mean you're getting all of my kits. I look forward to these myself, you know. Lemme test this Dreamie out first, then we'll talk.

Next! Jimmy, buddy, what's shakin'? You look kinda rough, my man. Camp food not agreeing with you? I see. I guess it's a good thing I've got all this extra toilet paper here. Of course, it'll cost you, but then that's better than using leaves and bark, don't you think?

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features: