It's gonna be a good idea to buy a bunch of batteries and keep them in your car, closet, or jacket pocket. Then you can say LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS IS RUINED WHY WHAT'S THIS and poof! It's all been part of a clever trick! Now you're the mischievous hero! What a magical Christmas memory batteries can bring you.

If you're taking a long flight anytime soon, one of these Samsung tablets could be a life-saver. They're light and last for hours. The only catch is that excruciating 20-minute period when you have to power it down.

Operating System:
Operating System: Android 4.4 (Kit Kat)
Size: 12.2"
Resolution: 2560 x 1600
Technology: WQXGA TFT LCD
Type: Touchscreen
Processor: Samsung Exynos? 5 Octa
(Cortex A15 1.9GHz Quad-Core + Cortex A7 1.3 GHz Quad-Core)
Memory: 3GB RAM
Storage: 32GB Flash
External Memory/microSD Capacity:
Up to 64GB
Wi-Fi:: Dual-Band 802.11a/b/g/n/ac
Bluetooth: 4.0LE
Mobile Broadband: No
GPS: Yes
IR Blaster: Yes
Features: Bluetooth? Profiles: A2DP, AVRCP, GAP, HFP, HID, HSP, OPP, PAN, PBAP, SPP; MHL Support; Wi-Fi?
Camera resolution (Front): 2 MP
Camera resolution (Rear):
8 MP with Flash
Features: 4x Digital Zoom; Auto Focus; Dual-Camera; Dual-Recording; Dual-Video Call; Geo-Tagging; HD Playback; HD Recording; LED Flash; Online Image Uploading; Photo Editing; Sharing Capabilities: Bluetooth?, Dropbox, Email, Flipboard, Gmail, Google+, Google Drive, Hangouts, Photos, Remote PC; Shot Modes: Beauty, Panorama, Eraser, Bset, Rich Tone, Drama, Sound & Shot, Sport; TV/Video-Out: HDMI, Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi?; Video; Video Editing; Zero Shutter Lag
Battery: Built-in Li-ion Polymer (9500 mAh)
Battery Life: Up to 11 hours (Video Play); Up to 13 Hours (Internet Use Time); Up to 135 Hours (Music Play Time)
User Interface:
Features: Samsung Traditional UI; Smart Pause?; TouchWiz?; Widgets; Accelerometer; Gyro-sensor, Light Sensor, Geo-magnetic, Hall Sensor
Features: Audio Streaming;
Compatible Music Files: AAC, AAC+, AMR, AMR-NB, AMR-WB, eAAC+, M4A, 3GA, MP3, OGA, OGG, SP-Midi, MID, MIDI, WAV, WMA; MP3/MP4/Music Tones; Music Player, AWB, FLAC, XMF, MXMF, IMY, RTTTL, RTX, OTA
Features: Compatible Video Files: OGG, M4A, 3GA, WAV, WMA, FLAC;
Video Streaming: MP4, M4V, 3GP, 3G2, WMV, ASF, FLV, MKV, WEBM, TS
Fun & Entertainment:

Downloadable Content; IR Remote Control; S Voice?; Samsung Widget Gallery; Live Wallpapers; WatchON?

Business & Office:
Features: Enterprise-Ready; Corporate E-mail/Calendar; Microsoft? Office-compatible; Mobile Device Management; On-Device Encryption (ODE); Preloaded WebEX; Remote PC Apps; SAFE?; SAFE with KNOX; Virtual Private Network
Messaging Options:
Features: Email
11.63""(W) x 8.03"(H) x 0.31"(D)
Weight: 26.45 oz

In the box:

  • Samsung SM-P9000ZKVXAR Galaxy Note Pro 12.2" Tablet, 2560x1600 WQXGA Display, 1.9GHz Exynos 5 Octa, 32GB Flash Storage, 3GB RAM, Android 4.4 Kit Kat - Black
  • S Pen Stylus
  • Charging Cable
  • AC Adapter

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oft overlooked cryptids

-Lake Mead Drought Demon

-Otter Shark of Alcatraz

-North American Sock Imp

-Timberlake's Beard

-Old George, The Cannibal Corgi of Florida

-Hamburger Helper

-Vampire WolfBird of Dubuque

-Northwestern Bipedal Shark

-River Thames Popping Corn Crab Beast

-Man-Eating Pigeon of Vermont

-Mosquito Cat of Galleria Dallas Shopping Mall

sans whiskey nor rye

However, if can be difficult finding American Pie's luxurious Merlots, and well-structured Cabernet-Sauvignons overseas. Since we know wine.wooters are a worldly, traveled lot, we'd like to encourage you to sample some of their sister brands while overseas:

  • English Pancreas Pudding
  • German Dessertbier
  • Japanese Candied Urchin
  • Norwegian Plo?er
  • Mongolian Beef
  • Swiss Mister
  • Canadian Syndrome
  • Thai Evaporated Shrimp Ice Cream
  • Russian Borschsicle
  • Turkish Dislike
  • Brazilian Flan Dance
  • South African Antwoord

2011 American Pie Merlot, California 750ml 6-Pack

  • Alcohol: 13.5%

2011 American Pie Cabernet Sauvignon, California 750ml 6-Pack

  • Alcohol: 13.5%

Ride-On Bikes
Dimensions: 8.3" W x 31.19" L x 11.4" H
Weight: 7.8 lbs
Maximum Weight: 80 lbs
Country of Origin: China

In the Box:

Choose your color

  • (1) Prince Lionheart YoMOTO Ride-On Bike (Red or Blue)
  • Instructions

Get Processed

The audience goes wild.

"Are you pumped? I'm pumped and ready to ... "

He points to the audience who shout in unison.


The man pumps his fist. "Yesssss! With my new system, you'll feel stronger, more confident and more in control of your life. With this system, you will become a ninja. A nutrient ninja. In the kitchen!!"

Wild cheering.

"Is self doubt keeping you from getting what you deserve?!"


"Is your life filled with ego-goblins who try to drag you down to their level?"


"Are you tired of your bananas and strawberries being two different foods?"


"Maybe with a little yogurt?"


"All riiiiight! Let's do it! Join me in ... the SYSTEM!"

Uncontrollable excitement as the crowd files into a giant blender, which then turns on.

  • Product Dimensions: 10.8 x 19.6 x 15.5 inches
  • Weight: 16.2 pounds

In the Box:

(1) Ninja? Mega Kitchen System? - BL771 includes:

  • 1500 Watt Motor Base
  • 72oz. Blender Pitcher
  • Blender Pitcher Lid
  • Total Crushing Blades
  • 64oz. Food Processor Bowl, Food Processor Lid
  • Chopping Blade
  • Dough Blade
  • 24oz. Bowl in Bowl
  • Bowl in Bowl Chopping Blade with Blade Adaptor
  • (2) Nutri Ninja Cups
  • Nutri Ninja Pro Extractor Blade
  • (2) Nutri Ninja To Go Lids
  • Instruction Book

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